Oh, tech support, where art thou?
Greetings, CIPCUG members. Before I begin, I would
like to preface this article with some history. For those of
you who do not know me or my nature, just go to
www.vccomputers.com, and there you will see my smiling
face. Most of you know my business partner and friend,
Toby Scott, who suffers immeasurably listing to me rant
and rave about various things that happen being on the front
lines of working with computers. One day as your TOE
editor was lounging in our office listening to one of my tirades
about some piece of hardware of Computer Company
I'm having trouble with, he says why don't you share some
of your thoughts with the club members. I'm sure one or
two of them might be interested. Well, after he and Toby
stopped laughing at their successful jab at my inflated self
importance I said fine! I'll show you both, and I bet I'll get
three or four. That brought another round of hearty joy.
Are you still with me? Good, we'll get started with the
first rant.
P.S.: Any names of companies or individuals mentioned
in these articles whether living or dead are most likely
pretty close to the truth.
One of the benefits of this new millennium has been the
falling of costs for computers and related hardware. We are
now able to own and afford more technological stuff then
ever before, whether we know how to use it or not, with the
latter most likely the case. Devices are becoming packed
with more features and more are coming every day. The
downside is that as prices drop so does the profit margin
vendors were once able to fit into their prices. This has
forced a cut in the most expensive component they have,
people! What you don't get with your new Dell is the Dell
Dude. Companies are forced now to scale back tech support
(if they have it). This is accomplished by either limiting the
access we have to them or by outsourcing to other countries,
where the cost of labor is much lower. These are both great
topics of ranting which I expound on often, and today we
will look at outsourcing.
All you have to do is turn on CNN at 8 p.m. and watch
Lou Dobb's news show to see the impact this is having on
our nation. It has caused many to be concerned about the
practice. I'm sure some of you reading this have had to face
this issue by calling for some support question and not getting
the person you thought you would. And before I go any
further let me state that this in no way reflects personal resentment
of any particular race, people, sex or country. I
criticize everyone equally. I would like to share some examples
of what I see daily so next time you pick up the phone
to call for help you will at least be prepared for what will
come your way.
The Gateway guy:
One of our clients brought in a new Gateway computer
for service and I replied that his unit was under warranty,
and he qualified for phone support. He said that he bought
the two Gateway computers for his office because they had
a "real" store and felt he would be able to get service there.
Well, the Oxnard store is no more. He said he called support
on three occasions and was routed to a call center in Bangor,
India. The tech had such an accent that he was unable
to understand him, and he gave up in frustration. Hence his
visit to my shop with the reply, "I don't care if I have support
from Gateway or not. I would rather pay you so I can
talk and ask questions to someone I understand."
This story illustrates a point, and, please, don't write me
that I'm a Gateway basher. The point is that even if someone
learns English as a second language and speaks it well,
they generally don't understand it as well when it's spoken
to them. That's why they like to ask the questions and not
you. And then there is the cultural barrier. Try using the
expression next time your PC dies and you have a deadline
that "you're between a rock and a hard place" and see how
that translates. In Spanish it comes out
as "being between a wall and the point
of a sword." You get my meaning. We
Americans have denigrated our language
speaking habits so badly that we
really have to concentrate to speak
straightforward without any slang or
personal expressions.
This, compounded with the fact
that most times when you call for help
you are already irritated that you're
having a problem in the first place,
make for a bad mix.
Recently while talking with support
from a well-known company that I
won't mention, I was really in to it. I
called at 3:30 in the afternoon and was
routed halfway around the world and I
asked the guy what time it was. (It took
three times!) He replied that it was
4:30 a.m.
What time do you go to work? He
said 11:30 to 6:30 a.m.
I asked him I asked if he knew
what the "graveyard shift" was. He
didn't. I told him that other than him,
only ghosts and spirits are out at that
time of night. He proceeded to laugh
and laugh and we talked for awhile.
The poor guy was really happy to have
someone to talk to. So even I have a
heart sometimes.
Well, that's it for now, and I think
I'm in trouble with the editor for too
many words, among other things.
For comments or corrections, please fill out our
comments form.
Entire site © 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005 and 2006 Ventura County Computers